Why Chuck?

Chuck Norris gets too much credit.  I don't know when this started, but I think it has something to do with hipsters.  Hipsters love anyone with a beard.  I don't love hipsters...and I don't love Chuck Norris.  Don't get me wrong, I respect him.  He's made some great movies, with exceptional choreographed fight scenes.  He's also a ginger, which endears him to me somewhat.  I just don't think he's the badass everyone makes him out to be.  In fact, I would say there are many fights he could not win.  I, obviously, am not one of them.  But, my plan is to identify all of the people and things that could take down Chuck and learn from them so that someday I too will be able to fight Chuck Norris...and WIN!
(disclaimer-author is, in fact, completely off her nut)