First step in becoming more Dolph-like: gorgeous Swedish white-blonde hair. I'm not gonna lie. I actually bleached my hair a few days ago in order to fulfill a lifelong dream to look like the singer from Roxette. But, Marie Fredriksson is also a badass Swede, so I say it counts. Wanna argue the point? Just 'cause I can't take down Chuck yet doesn't mean I can't take down YOU!
As you can see, I've also scored myself a leading lady who is literally heaving her breasts into my face. Now that's straight-up Dolph. I've also scored myself some badass aviator glasses (not pictured, obviously). Phase II is going to take a little longer to accomplish. Stay tuned...
I can't fight the feeling, my breasts just know what you're capable of. They want to be close to someone as powerful as you.
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