Week 2, Day 1: SIMON ADEBISI

Simon Adebisi.  The scariest mother of all time.  In the words of Verbal Kint/Keyser Soze: "You don't need guns or money or even numbers.  You just need the will to do what the other guy won't", or something like that.  I didn't really feel like rewatching the whole movie for a quote.  Anyway, Adebisi had will in spades.  He didn't fight with his fists.  No, he anally raped, fed crushed glass, shanked and disfigured with boiling water in his climb to the top.  He was one of two men in OZ (the other being the equally badass, but much less intimidating, Ryan O'Reily) able to survive for extended periods without backup.  He managed to be a major player with nearly zero followers or weapons.  He was sent to OZ for beheading a cop with a machete (see above image).  He also has the craziest crazy eyes ever.  If I want to beat Chuck, I'm gonna need to be scary.  Way scary.