I wasn't going to have a day 5 (part II of day 4, really), but after much wine (Merry Christmas everyone!) I am able to say (during a conversation with my 12 year old), "I rape your cat" in a Russian accent as well. And to my ex, I was able to say "Nyet. Because you are bitch". I can't stop. "I kill you. I cut your throat. I rape skull." Don't tell me you're not happy to learn this too. And look at this picture! You're fucking WELCOME!!!
