So, Adebisi week has so far been a spectacular failure. Mostly because I've been caught up in a lot of too much drinking for the last few days. I like to think of it as my "Adebisi, end of Season II" phase. Which is better than "Adebisi, end of Season IV" I suppose. Anyhow, I've finally gotten around to the most Adebisi of all attire: the gravity-defying beanie. This little bit of awesomeness was his trademark (well, that and anal rape). And now I have one too.
As you can see, I was in the middle of dealing with a "situation". This fucker was trying to steal my heroin. And by heroin, I mean bacon. Sometimes, when you're a scary mother, you gotta regulate and keep your bitches in line. With a machete. He won't be trying to step into my turf again.